• man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
  • woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
  • man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

i couldnt be any sadder today

also guys i think ill be back here on a regular basis in a week or so

i want vodka but i also want six pack so nah ill pass on that alco

gublernation:

if you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go

hey everyone

taggedrne:

im going to be taking a 15 minute hiatus from tumblr to take a shower. i have a queue set up so don’t worry. please don’t try to miss me too much!!!

averagebare:

fuck dating girls who are “naturally pretty.” date girls who are supernaturally pretty. date a hot ass ghost. date a fucking alien 

(Source: slayboybunny)

(Source: lovelife)

melazzz:

This 2,000 year old tree in South Africa is known as the Tree of Life
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melazzz:

This 2,000 year old tree in South Africa is known as the Tree of Life

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